22.6.08

Barcky's Top 10


In honor of The Obama, I'm starting a top 10 list celebrating the most memorable gaffes of the past week.

  1. Campaign staging: removing Muslim-American women in head-scarves and passing out fake "home-made" signs
  2. Citing Winnie the Pooh and Luke Skywalker as authorities on which to base U.S. foreign policy
  3. Raising only $22 million dollars last month (just like McCain)...what a loser!
  4. Breaking his promise about accepting public financing and then making up bullshit excuses for it (when it comes to money, Obama is the new Bush)
  5. Supporting George Bush's warrantless spying and the erosion of the 4th Amendment and making up bullshit excuses for it
  6. Playing the preemptive "race card" in Florida (because anyone who might in the future vote for someone other than The Obama is a racist)
  7. Playing make-believe president of Obamaland with an (illegal) presidential seal
  8. Winning the endorsement of Kim Jong Il (who will join other "fans" Hamas, Qaddafi, Castro....)
  9. Telling women at the Congressional Black Caucus to "just get over it"
  10. Campaigning for John Barrow (a staunch advocate of the war in Iraq, the Bush tax cuts, domestic spying programs and telecom amnesty) in his primary race against Senator Regina Thomas (a progressive African American Democrat)....
And, as a bonus this week...number 11: debuting a new general election ad in which he lies about voting in favor of legislation to extend healthcare to veterans, welfare legislation in Illinois and all sorts of other bull (not that anyone should be surprised...he usually pushes the wrong button when he votes, if he bothers to vote at all....remember, prior to the beginning of the primary race he had shown up to the US Senate for all of 143 days)

1 comment:

Pirula said...

Now the valde junior Senator from Illinois has his valde own great seal for his Obamaland with its valde own Latin motto, vero possumus which translates as “in truth to be able.”

His “yes, we can” should translate as etiam nos es validus or better still etiam, sic licet.

To which I say, haud nos mos non, discedo commodo. Quam stultus es vos?